Freja rode in a cab through the busy streets of New York. It was Spring? Or was it Fall? In fashion it’s so hard to keep the seasons straight. That’s one of the reasons Freja stepped away for a bit. She yearned for a Brooklyn ease instead of constantly selling to the fast and impatient UES.
Freja was away from home, one of her homes, but she was creating something new, something meaningful with Arizona. Finally, a smile found itself on Freja’s face. As quickly as it arrived, it fled as Freja looked out the window and saw a soccer mom placing fliers on cars parked on the street.
Freja fumbled with her purse to find some money to pay for the cab, but the light was about to turn green and the cabby would be speeding away in moments. His English worse than Freja’s, he’d never understand what Freja had to do.
“Here,” Freja said, throwing her sunglasses in the cabby’s lap, “Those will cover my fare, they’re worth more than your life,” Freja told him, then fled the cab, able to run, unshackled by those high heels she had spend so much of her life crammed in.
The woman with the fliers was carefully lifting up windshield wipers and placing her signs which read MISSING in large red letters.
“Zona,” Freja said out of breath, “What are you doing?”
“It worked, you’re back! I’m amazing!” Arizona screeched and then wrapped her arms around her sex lion, Freja.
“I was at the dentist,” Freja said, confused, but happy to accept the embrace.
“Everyone’s been so worried,” Arizona said, letting go only to show Freja the flier. Zona’s Denmarkian dream took the glossy paper and Arizona said cheerfully, “I printed them on Vogue quality paper… the benefits of being Ms. Wintour’s bitch.”
“Zona, this is a missing sign, for me, with my Vogue UK cover as the picture.”
“I know, how many people can say that Testino shot their missing poster? We live a blessed life my Frejysicle. Sorry they are so small though. As I was passing the fliers out, I saw someone made a missing poster for Kate Moss and it was much bigger. They had it stuck on all those construction sites.”
“That’s for her Supreme T-shirt. It’s not a missing sign.”
“Oh good, I was confused how Kate could go missing anyway? It’s like if you lost a kitten, someone would scoop that little ball of cute up in a second and be like ‘HI YOU LIVE WITH ME NOW’. “
Slightly perturbed, but agreeable to Arizona’s point, Freja looked at the flier and said, “This is a really nice gesture, but you saw me this morning.”
“Oh, don’t think I forgot, I think I ate my weight in whipped cream. Then, after we got cleaned up, I went to (AGENCY NAME REMOVED) and everyone kept asking ‘Where is Freja?’ and ‘Why has Freja been absent from the Fashion Weeks lately?’ and ‘Did we get that girl who cut your hair banned from Manhattan yet?’ “
“I’m sorry you have to answer for me,” Freja said, depressed that she had burdened her queen with her own personal “stuff”.
“Oh, I didn’t know how to answer. I was just like, ‘Oh no, she’s missing? I just got this Brazilian for, like nothing?’ and that’s when I called Anna. It turns out you being missing was very serious.”
“But you have my cell phone number, why were you wandering the city trying to find me like I’m Waldo?”
“Who’s Waldo? Who’s he signed with? Is that one of Karl’s new boy-toys?” Arizona asked, interested.
“He’s that guy in the red and white striped shirt and the ski hat.”
“Ew. Is Waldo one of those Brooklyn ‘alternative’ models that can only shoot Urban and other poor people brands?”
“Fine, it wasn’t like Waldo, but it’s just weird you were playing where in the world is Carmen Sandiego with me.”
“Carmen Sandiego? Did I walk for them? If so we’ll have to send an apology letter.”
Freja sighed, how did a little Denmarkian know more about American culture than a girl named after a state?
“I’m so glad I found you,” Arizona said, grabbing the tips of Freja’s fingers.
“I’m glad I found you too,” Freja responded.
I love these.
#freja the sex lion
#freja the denmarkian dream
#arizona the soccer momTags: #lmaoooo #freja beha
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